COMING SOON…. new store listings!



If there’s anything that I haven’t listed but you’d like to buy, please let me know! I am happy to fulfil most special requests, and will give you a quote by return email.

IMPORTANT: There are certain items that I will NEVER sell, so please don’t ask! These include (but are not limited to): excrement, semen, drugs (including prescription or pharmaceutical medication), cigarettes, or ANYTHING ILLEGAL.

Items are sold as seen/as described.

Items will be posted once payment in full is received. It is your responsibility to check that you are submitting the correct payement. Any under or over payments will not be acknowledged.

Items are posted within 28 days (usually within a week), any claims for missing/lost in post items will not be able to be dealt with until 28 days from date of purchase.

I do not keep any record of your details; once your item has been packed and posted, your emails (including your email address) will be deleted immediately. You can be sure of a discreet, private service with no paper or email trail.

Sorry, due to the personal nature of these items: no refunds.